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awkwardvagina:

so me and my dad are watching a documentary about a man that killed his children and the presenter turned to the camera and said ‘how could anyone ever think about killing their child’ and my dad sat there looking straight at the tv and said ‘trust me its not difficult’ he then looked at me and sighed

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somebody-who:

American Horror Story: Freak Show - Admit One “Official Teaser”

PREMIERES OCTOBER 8TH AT 10PM EST ON FX

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futurebatgirl:

patrexes:

4sensesplusascarf:

Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

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that’s not even the best partimagekey terms include:

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  • "insert peanuts"
  • "play ball!"
  • "release the penguins"
  • "gradually become agitated"
  • "light explosives now….. and…..   ….. now."
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poolharry:

if u dont believe in the supernatural, consider this: why do cameras and recording devices always stop working when they are in the presence of ghosts, demons, or harry and louis

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j0ye:

i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit

update my dad is grounded

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